I’ve never understood the point behind painting a car your rival’s team colors and then charging people money to take a hack at it. Wouldn’t it be more fun and entertaining to illegally smash Brett Favre’s car? Especially after he torched your squad for 3 touchdowns and 271 yards?

On another note, if you have a friend that suffers from insomnia, I suggest that you send them anything narrated by Brian Thomas of the Associated Press. That guy could put a coked up Michael Irvin to sleep.