Since there is absolutely nothing going on in the NBA, it’s time to focus on gay things.  The most recent topic of discussion this preseason has been the new locks of Dirk Nowitzki.  I’d just like to congratulate Dirk on a job well done.  You’re still 7 feet tall and make more constipated faces than anyone in the entire league.

And in honor of Dirk’s ever changing style and grace, I thought I’d put together a small little gallery that highlights the many wonderful faces that Dirk has had both during games and off the court.

Speaking of constipated, why does it look like he’s taking a dump when taking foul shots

Enjoy the gallery after the jump

The Fake Teeth Face

Sorry, this is the fake white teeth face

Peekaboo Face

The shoving a girls head in your crotch face

Drunk Face

Bad Smell in the area face

The heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!  Face

Gross Face

Fin