I know the plastic tarp is to avoid getting champagne all over the clubhouse, but if I didn’t know any better, the look on A-Rod’s face would have me believe the Yankees were gearing up for a celebratory feces orgy.  Actually, I have a hard time believing Hideki Matsui wouldn’t be into that.  I know that the Germans are into the feces fetish stuff, but the Japanese are down to do anything.

[Hat tip to 3:10 to Joba for the pic]