The celebrities came out in droves to see Game 3 of the ALCS, as I guess playoff baseball in LA is the place to be these days.  Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson had seats right behind home plate, as did superagent Scott Boras.  But do you know who else was sitting with them?  You may not realize this, but the guy is a total winner.  He makes a ton of coin (he donated $100,000 to Katrina victims), knows anyone and everyone who’s an A-lister, and has made a career of ordering a hot bitch to turn around rectangles that light up.  He’s got hoes all over his shit wherever he goes, likely has ties to organized crime rings, and wipes his ass with hundys. The dude is a big baseball fan, and his incredible seats at the ALCS are the rule, not the exception.  Still don’t know who I’m talking about?  Here’s a clue:

_ AT     _AJAK   I_      A     M_THERFU_KING    _IM_

I’d ask for a P and then solve that shit.  No way he wasn’t slamming Vanna all those years.