
Mets fans must want this baseball season to be over as soon as possible so that they can more easily forget what a disaster it was for their team. StubHub’s glitch email to Mets fans couldn’t have helped much at all. From Yahoo! Sports:
“Be there alongside your New York Mets as they chase baseball immortality,” the e-mail said. “Go to StubHub, where you’ll find a fantastic selection of tickets to every playoff game—so you experience the championship chase live and in person.”
Not cool, StubHub. Mets fans have had to deal with the shredding of Jose Reyes’ hamstring, injuries to just about every starter imaginable, including Johan Santana, and their best player hitting just a mere 10 home runs (friggin’ Daniel Murphy had 12!). It’s gotta hurt. This is like getting an invitation to the wedding of a girl who gave you syphilis, took half your money, and then showed you a video of her being gangbanged by a group of your friends as a means of breaking up with you. Like the Mets injuries, it’s the gangbang that hurts the most, and the StubHub email/wedding invitation is just salt on the wound.
What I’m really trying to say is that I’m still really pissed at my “friends.” They didn’t have to film the damn thing in my own bedroom.