I was trying to watch Game 4 of the ALCS, but I kept on becoming distracted by the fans – including Pat Sajak – who were sitting pretty much inside the umpire’s asshole.  Anytime you’re lucky enough to get these seats, you’re guaranteed to get on television.  Anyone watching will see your face.  I’m sure there will be some jackasses that wave at the camera and talk to someone on their cell phone, but I want to see people really take advantage of this.  Sure, those seats have got to cost thousands, but if you were , like, a rapper, how awesome would those seats be?  Rappers are always rapping about how when they go to clubs, they get to sit in the best sections and get the best treatment.  All eyes are on them and they’re partying it up like crazy.  It sounds incredible.  So wouldn’t these seats be ideal for rappers?  You pretty much have your next video all set to go: sitting in the dope seats, puffing on blunts and getting fellatios from supermodels.  Pat Sajak is smoking salvia and everyone sees how awesome you are.