ALTERNATIVE PLOT LINES TO LOOK OUT FOR IN THE NBA THIS SEASON

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There are going to be plenty of plot line in the NBA this season. Let’s face it. Can the Lakers repeat? Will the Cavs make a go at it? How will Richard Jefferson improve the Spurs. Does Timmy D have one more championship left in him?

What are these new refs gonna do to the game. How about the new traveling rule? OK, I get it. These are all realistic questions that will be answered.

But I need to know some other things. I want some real plot lines,and here they are.

What kind of beard will Gregg Popovich Sport?

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Actually the question really is…how homeless will he look this year?

What kind of chair will Phil Jackson sit in?

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Just get it over with and get one of those royal king throne chairs from the 1600s

When will Stan Van Gundy get called Ron Jeremy on National Television?

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Come on Marv! You gotta say it at least once

How many of these faces will Rasheed Wallace sport for the C’s?

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I don’t care about technical fouls. It’s a given.

How many women will Dwyane Wade take down this season?

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Guy is recently divorced and hella handsome. He might get an STD this year.

How long before Richard Jefferson comes out about being gay?

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I say early 2012 when he’s not that good anymore and needs attention.

What in the hell is Gilbert Arenas going to do this season?

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I’m talking off and on the court. What will he say? What will he do? I’m excited about this mystery

Is Ron Artest really dating this chick?

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I’m sorry, what?

The Cavs will NOT win

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Next topic please

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