If you’ve been watching a lot of football and playoff baseball lately, then you’ve probably noticed that Chris Berman is the pitch man for Applebee’s and their two for $20 meal deal. Despite the fact that Applebee’s triggers something in my brain that immediately makes me start quoting Ricky Bobby, I happened to recall that Berman is also promoting Nutrisystem.

Yes, as in the diet weightloss program.

Maybe I sniffed too much glue this morning, but I’m pretty sure that Applebee’s buffalo tenders aren’t going to be knocking of the lbs. for anyone.