Did anyone happen to catch that scrimmage last night? Ya, the Eagles-Skins exhibition. That shit was hilarious. I can’t wait to see what these guys do when they put their starters out there for the regular season.

Oh wait, those were there starters? Get the fuck out. If that’s the case, then hook this guy up with a contract to play for the Skins because their line sucks. I figure if you’re that big and able to stand on your two feet without a crane, than you’re good enough to play for the Redskins.