I love when athletes or celebrities break a law or do something really stupid and then enter some form of treatment program.  Like they’re going to take it seriously.  Anyway, Steve Phillips is entering a treatment program.  Amazing.

Baseball analyst Steve Phillips was fired by ESPN on Sunday night, less than a week after he admitted having an affair with a production assistant at the cable network. A representative for Phillips also announced the former Mets general manager was entering a treatment facility “to address his personal issues.”

What kind of treatment could Phillips possibly be seeking?  Treatment to “address his personal issues?”  What a  joke.  Look, there are no personal issues going on here.  There’s not substance abuse or depression or anything like that.  Spare me the talk about inner demons, too.  This is all just a case of a guy who will stick his schlong in anything.  Since when does banging a disgusting mutant every once in awhile warrant going to treatment?  Treatment is for like cocaine and killing someone because of road rage, not having sex with disgusting girls.  If that were the case, pretty much every guy I went to college with would be in treatment.

[from CBS Sports]