Public officials who happen to represent a city in a championship sporting event always make these stupid bets where, like, the King of Idaho will bet 20 baked potatoes against the Duke of Green Bay’s wager of 10 pounds of cheese that the Idaho Rattlers will beat the Green Bay Triceratons in the Dildo Bowl.  Not surprisingly, New York and Philadelphia officials are getting in on the action this year:

NEW YORK (AP)—Will it be cheesesteaks or cheesecakes?

The U.S. senators representing Pennsylvania and New York are betting local delicacies in a friendly wager over the World Series.

If the Yankees win, Sens. Charles Schumer and Kirsten Gillibrand will get a supply of Philadelphia cheesesteaks.

If the Philadelphia Phillies win, Sens. Arlen Specter and Robert Casey will get some cheesecakes from Junior’s.

Cheesesteaks?  Cheesecakes?  What kind of weak shit is that?  If you want to make this bet interesting, how about wagering a milksteak?