Everyone’s favorite headless costume finally made it to the national news by way of the Today Show. The next step is to spin this costume into a sitcom. I don’t know about you, but I’d watch a headless version of Married With Children.

The plot lines would be endless. Like the time that Kelly stole Buds head out of the fridge and put it in the oven. Or the time that Peg wanted to buy a new dress, but didn’t have any money, so she sold Al’s head to medical research. Comedic gold I tell you.