The New York Yankees are interested in in Aroldis Chapman – the guy on the left in the pic above – who met with the Red Sox yesterday:

NEW YORK – Aroldis Chapman, the 21-year-old Cuban lefthander with a fastball that hits triple digits, was at Fenway Park yesterday and came away impressed with the Red Sox.

“Boston was one of the teams he was interested in from the start, and that certainly hasn’t changed,’’ said Chapman’s agent, Edwin Mejia. “It was a very good visit.’’

First of all, if he’s a Cuban defector, he ain’t 21.  Guy is at least 33 years old, so let’s get that out of the way right now.  Next, who are the people he’s hanging out with?  Is this a club in Boston?  Girls wearing slutty garments and hanging out with athletes is nothing new, but how about the guy on the right?  Nice necklace, asshole.  He looks like Al Horford, only if Horford was gay and was missing a chromosome.  Nice that he could take time away from texting on his cute little red phone to throw up the “Westside” sign, too.  And look at his throat – you can’t tell me it’s naturally that defined and muscular.  No doubt he’s been working it out with a strict regimen for years.

And what about the guy in the background?  Is he wearing hugely oversized overalls, or is he covered in a blue tarp?  Why is he wearing a blue tarp?  What kind of club is this???  I expect to see this pic on hotgirlswithdouchebags.com any day now.

[pic from Yahoo! Sports, quote from Boston.com]