Now I know that I’m the NBA guy over here but when you see a guy saying the phrase “fat little girlfriends” three times in a row it’s about one of the best things a sports site can possibly mention.
Oh and he says it at the end too. I’m pretty sure this Mike Leach is my new hero. Yeah I know this story is a couple days old but the fact we didn’t have it up pains me.
At least now when someone asks me what this site is about I can confidently say “fat little girlfriends.”
Tampa is en route to a near perfect 3 win season and they’ve already started making moves on their roster. Probably the easiest cut they’ve made since returning from London is Marcus Johnson.
Police say they spotted Johnson asleep in his 2010 Chevrolet Impala at Dale Mabry Highway and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard about 4 a.m. today. A police lieutenant had to wake Johnson.
Johnson, 27, showed signs of impairment during field sobriety exercises and later refused to participate in breath tests.
That’s why the Bucs are struggling. Not only are their linemen too lazy to block, their even too lazy to take a field sobriety test.
P.S. Nothing says back-up linemen like a 2010 Cheverolet Impala.
Antoine Walker is the newest case of an NBA player “losing” his millions.
[Walker] liked to move in an outsized entourage; his mother estimates that, during his playing days, he was supporting 70 friends and family members in one way or another. And speaking of his mother, he built her a mansion in the Chicago suburbs, complete with an indoor pool, 10 bathrooms, and a full-size basketball court. [...]
Living at the Bishops Forest condominium complex in Waltham during the Celtics season, Walker turned the pavement surrounding his home into a virtual luxury car lot — two Bentleys, two Mercedes, a Range Rover, a Cadillac Escalade, a bright red Hummer. Often, the vehicles were tricked out with custom paint jobs, rims, and sound systems at considerable added expense. He also collected top-line watches — Rolexes and diamond-encrusted Cartiers.
I guess having an entourage of 70 people doesn’t help. Look, it’s nice to look out for your friends and family but do you really need to buy your mom a 10 bedroom house when she may never have lived in a house with more than one bathroom?
How these guys don’t at least get someone to help them with money is beyond me and I can’t in any way feel sympathy for these guys. And a guy like Walker? Doing his stupid shimmy cocky moves on the court just had to translate off of it didn’t it.
Here I am busting my ass every single day to make cash and these guys get to play hoops for a living and throw it all away. It’s truly sickening. What I wouldn’t give to make a million bucks a year playing a sport.
Public officials who happen to represent a city in a championship sporting event always make these stupid bets where, like, the King of Idaho will bet 20 baked potatoes against the Duke of Green Bay’s wager of 10 pounds of cheese that the Idaho Rattlers will beat the Green Bay Triceratons in the Dildo Bowl. Not surprisingly, New York and Philadelphia officials are getting in on the action this year:
NEW YORK (AP)—Will it be cheesesteaks or cheesecakes?
The U.S. senators representing Pennsylvania and New York are betting local delicacies in a friendly wager over the World Series.
If the Yankees win, Sens. Charles Schumer and Kirsten Gillibrand will get a supply of Philadelphia cheesesteaks.
If the Philadelphia Phillies win, Sens. Arlen Specter and Robert Casey will get some cheesecakes from Junior’s.
Cheesesteaks? Cheesecakes? What kind of weak shit is that? If you want to make this bet interesting, how about wagering a milksteak?
It’s now official. The Tennessee Titans are now in 100% “oh shit we might not win a game this year” mode. The squad is only 0-6 and now owner Bud Adams is trying to get involved by demanding a quaterback change. To make matters worse, he even requested that they resign “that McNair guy”. Not really.
If there’s one thing that ruins football, it’s not guys doing stupid dances in the end zone. It’s owners getting involved with the starting line up. The NFL should have some sort of clause in the franchise agreement that bars the owner from telling a coach who to play. You see as the owner, you’re good for two things. Money and one speech at the Super Bowl if your team wins.
No, not this one. I hope not, at least. Mike Freeman over at CBS Sports has written a pro-Phillie anti-Yankee article, and it’s filled with nonsense, cliches, and heaps of bullshit. It’s a shame that the guys from FireJoeMorgan aren’t around anymore, because this is precisely the type of article they’d tear to shreds. That’s not really our thing here at Unathletic, but I couldn’t resist some good ol’ deconstruction on an article as bad as this one. Personal attacks and smarmy comments ahead.
When I first wrote about Oklahoma State WR Dez Bryant’s little white lie, I never thought the NCAA would actually suspend him for the entirety of the season.
Oklahoma State says wide receiver Dez Bryant will remain suspended for the remainder of the football season.
School officials announced Tuesday evening they were informed of Bryant’s status by the NCAA. He will be eligible to play in September 2010.
There was a lot of action last night in the NBA and I couldn’t be happier that the season is underway. Garnett looks like he might be healthy again, agent Zero is scoring points, no one can beat the Lakers, and no the Cavs will not make it to the finals.
If there are a few things I took out of last night it were these (And then we can move on to Jeanie Buss): Ring Ceremonies are a complete waste of time. Did you see how pissed off Kareem looked? And come on guys. We really need to see millionaires collecting rings before they play in a game in which they’ll make like over 100 grand for playing in? Just give them the rings in private will ya?
Second of all. The Cavs clearly did nothing in the offseason. Rasheed Wallace will prove to be a much better acquisition than Shaq. I don’t think it’s even close. Lebron is gonna have to do it all by himself again. Honestly the Cavs could have used a Jamal Crawford esque type of guy. Shaq is too slow and I just don’t think anyone on that team is all that good. Mo Williams has his moments but he ain’t a star.
Rasheeda on the other hand. Still a great defender, can knock down the three, and will be one tough dude to handle when he’s fresh off the bench. I’m liking the C’s chances (though I haven’t seen the Magic play yet).
OK let’s move on to the good stuff
