Lord knows the man can’t do jack shit on the court but at least he has this fine woman for us to look at. Rumor has it she played soccer at USC and her name is Brittany Savelkoul.
Yes, I’m obviously working on the Facebook profile thing to find pictures but I’m afraid she isn’t on there. If anyone has any kind of nudeness related to her it would be much appreciated.
We will put it up on the site immediately. If not, we’ll just keep putting topless Chris Mihm fishing pictures up. You guys decide.
Mets fans must want this baseball season to be over as soon as possible so that they can more easily forget what a disaster it was for their team. StubHub’s glitch email to Mets fans couldn’t have helped much at all. From Yahoo! Sports:
“Be there alongside your New York Mets as they chase baseball immortality,” the e-mail said. “Go to StubHub, where you’ll find a fantastic selection of tickets to every playoff game—so you experience the championship chase live and in person.”
Not cool, StubHub. Mets fans have had to deal with the shredding of Jose Reyes’ hamstring, injuries to just about every starter imaginable, including Johan Santana, and their best player hitting just a mere 10 home runs (friggin’ Daniel Murphy had 12!). It’s gotta hurt. This is like getting an invitation to the wedding of a girl who gave you syphilis, took half your money, and then showed you a video of her being gangbanged by a group of your friends as a means of breaking up with you. Like the Mets injuries, it’s the gangbang that hurts the most, and the StubHub email/wedding invitation is just salt on the wound.
What I’m really trying to say is that I’m still really pissed at my “friends.” They didn’t have to film the damn thing in my own bedroom.
Money and being bat shit crazy. Those look like the two reasons why Steve McNair was the victim of a murder-suicide at the hands of his mistress Sahel Kazemi. Oh, that and the fact that he was also seeing another woman.
Today investigators released the text messages between Kazemi and McNair from just before the murder-suicide.
Think really hard to yourself the following question. What would be a giant waste of time, money and simply put – brainpower? Answer: A political action committee to get rid of the current BCS system in favor of a playoff system for the all important American issue… college football.
A group of college football fans launched the Playoff PAC Monday with the goal of electing similarly minded members of Congress. The hope is that if there’s enough pressure from Congress, the BCS — a complex system of computer rankings and polls that often draws criticism — will voluntarily change to a playoff system.
Do these people really think Congressman are going to start going after the college football fan vote? Do they expect to have politicians in their pocket, airing ads against their opponent, such as the following:
Mike Johnson has been in office for six years. That’s six teams who have won the college football national championship without the merit of a playoff. Mike Johnson hasn’t put a stop to this… or AIDS for that matter. So when you go to the polls, vote NO for the BCS. Vote NO for Mike Johnson.
At least the founders of this giant waste of time were smart enough to come out with a statement, somewhat admitting that their cause is… well… stupid. Continue Reading »
The celebrities came out in droves to see Game 3 of the ALCS, as I guess playoff baseball in LA is the place to be these days. Adam Sandler and Jack Nicholson had seats right behind home plate, as did superagent Scott Boras. But do you know who else was sitting with them? You may not realize this, but the guy is a total winner. He makes a ton of coin (he donated $100,000 to Katrina victims), knows anyone and everyone who’s an A-lister, and has made a career of ordering a hot bitch to turn around rectangles that light up. He’s got hoes all over his shit wherever he goes, likely has ties to organized crime rings, and wipes his ass with hundys. The dude is a big baseball fan, and his incredible seats at the ALCS are the rule, not the exception. Still don’t know who I’m talking about? Here’s a clue:
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I’d ask for a P and then solve that shit. No way he wasn’t slamming Vanna all those years.
In a recent celebrity Jeopardy appearance Mr. Kareem Abdul Jabbar was asked a question about himself. But technically it wasn’t about himself. However Kareem was so jazzed up about the movie Airplane that he didn’t bother to listen to Alex and gave himself as the answer to a question that was about Bill Walton.
Sorry buddy! Just go back to Zen type stuff and helping Andrew Bynum grow to be the man you once were.
“The hell I don’t! I bust my buns EVERY night” Put it this way folks: when you get a chance to post anything involving Kareem as Roger Murdock you don’t walk to put it up on your site, you run.
Sorry for the site issues today folks. At least gay Sasha will make you all smile.
Awwww…Brett Myers is upset that he didn’t make the Phillies NLCS roster. Boo hoo. According to the Philadelphia Inquirer:
“I’m upset,” the pitcher said before Game 1 against the Los Angeles Dodgers last night.
Myers, 29, had hip surgery June 4. At the time, team officials thought his season was over. The righthander stayed dedicated to a rehabilitation program and made it back in early September. The club hoped Myers could help in the bullpen, but he had a 6.43 ERA in eight games. He pitched just two-thirds of an inning in the division series.
“It’s tough going through all that [rehab],” Myers said. “This is the whole reason I tried to get back, to be in the postseason. Now they took that away.
“They said I wasn’t sharp. I disagree. They told me my curveball was sharp. That contradicts itself. But whatever. I’ll stay around and support my teammates.”
You know what else is tough? Being a woman and assaulted by your 6-foot-4, 240-pound husband, only to see him pitch just 36 hours later. I just can’t muster up any sympathy for Myers, a guy who has proven time and again what a class act he is. It shouldn’t matter from Philly’s end, as they currently hold a 2-1 lead over the Dodgers, thanks in large part to the Cliff Lee acquisition. Lee’s curveball looked great last night, and I know he’s a pretty decent pitcher, but how many more AL pitchers need to come over to the NL and totally dominate before we can acknowledge that the NL really is AAAA? I’m pretty sure Carl Pavano would have finished in the top 3 of Cy Young voting had he pitched for the Dodgers this season. Grienke wouldn’t have given up more than four runs. Hell, I’m pretty sure I could get through an inning relatively unscathed. And I’m drunk as shit right now.
