All I can say is keep a close eye on Andy Reid around your ex-wife, because chances are he’ll make a move and proposition her. If not her, then he’ll probably go after your quarterback instead.
Believe it or not, in 2002 Donovan McNabb went down with an ankle injury and Andy Reid thought that it was the perfect opportunity for Troy Aikmen to come out of retirement and play for the Eagles.
“All of a sudden a producer says in my ear, ‘Hey, I need you to call somebody at halftime.’ I said, ‘What?’ He had never done that. He gave me a number and said, ‘It’s Andy Reid.’ ”
Aikman stepped out of the booth at halftime and called the Eagles’ coach, who explained the situation. He wanted Aikman to make a beeline for Philadelphia in hopes that he would be ready to play the following week, in a Monday night game at San Francisco.
Well, you know how the story ends. Aikmen didn’t come out of retirement and Reid now poaches ex-cons upon release from prison.
