For those NFL fans living under a rock lately, you might have heard about Raiders Head Coach Tom Cable’s domestic abuse allegations.  If not…

Tom Cable is the latest Oakland Raiders head coach under siege, but not merely because his team has stumbled to a 2-6 start. The franchise says it is undertaking a “serious evaluation” of an ESPN report that alleged Cable abused women in past relationships, including his first wife, Sandy.

The NFL reiterated Tuesday that it is investigating the allegations in relation to its personal conduct policy – USA TODAY

OK, I’ve seen this thing on TV. I’ve heard it on ESPN. There are reports of his new wife “hearing” a fight but not seeing it? The ex girlfriends says it happened but we don’t know? It goes on and on and on.

But let’s face it folks. And I’m being serious here. LOOK at this guy. He’s fat, he gets angry a lot.  The red face tells me he’s a drinker.  He played on the 1987 Colts replacement team on the offensive line. I’d say chances he did steroids to remain in the league are nearly 100%.  So we’ve got hard headed coach, red face, former player.  You tell me what that combo means.

I’d also say that given the amount of unreported domestic abuse, steroids, and drugs instances that occur in the NFL in a given year that Cable’s allegations just might have some merit!

Face it team. This guy kicked his girlfriend’s ass. I’m basing this purely on speculation and I know I’m right.

Look at this guy!

Wife Beater