What!?

While we can’t be quick to judge after we’ve seen how awry rape allegations involving college athletes can go (Duke shoutout), it’s a bizarre story nonetheless.

The University of Arkansas suspended five players Tuesday, including three athletes identified in a rape complaint that did not result in charges, for violating unspecified team rules.

Okay, so no charges have been filed, but good Lord! Granted my basketball skills in college were that of a decent rec player, but I imagine if I were good enough to play D-1 ball I would make sure to keep myself out of trouble. The alleged incident is said to have taken place at a frat party. WHEN DOES ANYTHING GOOD HAPPEN AT A FRAT PARTY!? Below are some scenarios.

1) It’s a toga party or some other scantily clad party where you realize too late that you look kinda pathetic under your shirt.
2) You decide to get hammered, only to get TOO hammered and make an ass of yourself.
3) You puke… Everywhere (maybe projectile).
4) Instead of meeting people, you get into a fight with the frat douchebag who just wants to fight someone.
5) You get accused of rape.

[via Fanhouse]