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Ravens have an angry, bloodthirsty defense, and it looks like the Browns will appease the football gods with a sacrifice on Monday Night:

The Baltimore Ravens are in need of a win this Monday Night to stay in contention for the AFC North title. Before this matchup, the Ravens were unsure of who they would be facing: Derek Anderson or Brady Quinn. Now they know that Brady Quinn will be up next, and hopefully for the Ravens, Quinn will be on the ground more times then Carson Palmer was last weekend.

Poor Brady Quinn.  Everyone knows that the Browns have no shot to win against a motivated Ravens team.  I’d be absolutely terrified if I were him, and faking an injury would be a guarantee.  Uh, coach, I think I have elephantiasis.  Better let Derek make the start.

Imagine having only played in a handful of games, only to be thrust into a situation where you’re staring across the line to see murderer Ray Lewis and Ed Reed licking their chops and the thought of crushing your spine and drinking your blood.  This is the equivalent of tossing a first-year veterinary student into a tank with a pissed off Shamu.  This will not end well.

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2 Responses to QUINN TO BE SACRIFICED TO THE RAVENS

Mr. Poon

November 11th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Or like throwing a person into a Super Bowl weekend with Ray Lewis and his friends.

Nattyb

November 11th, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Oops I crapped my pants. I’m wearing them…and I just did.

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