
Just weeks after Tim Hardaway had his number retired in Miami, his little offspring is going to be a Wolverine.
Michigan’s men’s basketball coach John Beilein (BEE’-line) says the son of five-time NBA All-Star Tim Hardaway has signed a letter of intent to play for the Wolverines. Tim Hardaway Jr. is a 6-foot-5-inch forward from Palmetto High School in Miami. He averaged 23.4 points, 11.0 rebounds, 5.2 assists and 1.8 steals last season. [Sfgate]
And since I had nothing better to write about today (unless you count Lebron James not wanting to talk about free agency anymore, yawn) I’ve decided to come up with a few fun activities little Timmy Jr. is going to get involved with during his time at Michigan.
1. Develop The Michigan Misstep
The above video is Tim Hardaway’s UTEP two step which is basically the pioneering killer crossover move. If I were Tim Hardaway Jr. I would do my best to develop my own signature move. Might as well call it the Michigan Misstep. Maybe it could be a move where he dunks on an opponent and punches a ref in the face afterwards.
2. Taunt Gays in the Crowd

Maybe in addition to the Michigan Misstep Hardaway Jr. could give some kind of a salute to gay people all across the country. Perhaps some sort of effeminate gesture.
3. A Special Jersey

Instead of wearing a typical Michigan jersey he should have a custom made rainbow jersey with the number 69 and name “Amaechi” written across.
4. Take Advantage of Younger Women

It’s a rite of passage for any high school superstar to get to college and get with the ladies. Yeah this is an obvious pick but I felt it was necessary.
3 Responses to A FEW SUGGESTIONS FOR TIM HARDAWAY JR. WHILE HE ATTENDS MICHIGAN
Madison
November 12th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Chasey Lain!
Nattyb
November 12th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Now was there any chance I wouldn’t post that picture?
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