Nov 13 2009

JETER FAILS AT METHOD ACTING

Posted by Madisonin MLB

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Since when does a homeless guys have a cheery demeanor and perfect teeth?  This is a picture of Derek Jeter (like you couldn’t tell) as a homeless guy taken on the set of an upocoming Will Ferrell movie called The Other Guys. It’s cool to see Jeter make a small transition into acting, but I’m not buying him in this role.  He needs to really become the character like Heath Ledger did for the Joker.  Sorry, Jeter, but unless you stop bathing, piss and shit yourself constantly, sleep on subways, and hold the door for me at CVS when I’m coming in and out of the store so as to perhaps elicit a shred of sympathy from me so I’ll give you 34 cents in change that’ll undoubtedly go toward your next bottle of cheap whiskey, nobody’s going to buy you as a homeless guy.  Maybe try eating some cat foot; you may like it.

I’m just trying to help.  If you are taking this acting thing seriously, I suggest you start having loud conversations with yourself immediately.

[photo from Dlisted]




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