Wow.  I was watching this game last night and jumped out of my seat when Dwyane Wade dunked all over Anderson Varejao.  This was one of the most posterizing, nuts-in-the-face dunks I have seen in years.  Varejao must have felt like he was Krusty’s sidekick again, taking a scrotum across the eyes for the entertainment of kids everywhere.

As a player, there’s just no recovering from a dunk like this.  Sure, the Cavs won the game, but thousands of people saw Varejao get demolished.  If an ordinary slam dunk is missionary sex, then this dunk was Wade wearing the penis blade from Se7en.