Has anyone been witnessing Ed Hochuli lately?  Hey don’t get me wrong, Ed seems like a great guy to me.   In fact you can read his entire bio if you’d like.  From college football player to his rise as one of the best NFL referees the league has seen to his competitive nature with his brothers, the guy seems like a good dude.

However, this doesn’t excuse the fact that Hochuli just isn’t nearly as big as he was last season.  I’m pretty sure that every single game I saw with him officiating last year, at some point in the game I would think to myself, “Hochuli is ridiculously huge.”

Now I find myself saying “What the hell happened to Ed Hochuli’s arms?”

As I write this I’m currently thinking “am I gay?”

And that brings me to my next point:  Referee steroid testing.  Damn if the players are being tested then Hochuli needs to start peeing in a cup too.  We can’t have Hochuli out there having nervous breakdowns and hitting himself in the helmet err head the entire game.

Ed, I’m worried about you buddy.  You’re looking quite frail these days and I think I speak for the entire NFL nation in saying we miss the guns.

However, don’t do drugs.  That’s my public service announcement for the day.