
Phillies outfielder Shane Victorino was married this past weekend. One of his guests was the worthless attention-whore Jon Gosselin.
While many of his teammates were on hand to witness the big day, Shane raised the ire of some people by inviting Jon Gosselin of “Jon and Kate” infamy. Earlier in the season, Shane did a guest appearance on the program, and he pretty much befriended Jon.
I’ve befriended some sketchy characters in my past, so maybe I’m not one to talk – but Jon Gosselin, to me, is symbolic of everything that’s wrong with our country. I can’t understand how America is obsessed with a pudgy, talentless dude who wears Ed Hardy shirts and looks like he has Down Syndrome. It’s like he secretes some type of douchebag pheromone that renders anyone in his vicinity unable to resist checking TMZ for “celebrity” news, prioritizing gossip and the lives of useless scumbags over things that matter. Like, uh, sports?
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