The shit is really gonna hit the fan in Charlotte now

The Golden State Warriors have banished disgruntled forward Stephen Jackson to Charlotte.

In a deal that NBA front-office sources said came together quickly Sunday night and received the needed league approval Monday morning, Golden State sent Jackson and guard Acie Law to the Bobcats in exchange for veteran swingmen Raja Bell and Vladimir Radmanovic.

Jackson had asked the Warriors to trade him to a contender, preferably the Cleveland Cavaliers or any of the three Texas teams – or the New York Knicks. He instead goes to the Bobcats, who entered Monday in second-to-last place in the Southeast Division with a 3-6 record. The Bobcats have never made the playoffs – [via ESPN]

Well not only did the Warriors give a big F-you to Jackson, they might have actually improved as a team.  But that’s not the real issue here folks.  The real issue is what the hell is Jackson going to do now that he’s a Bobcat?

Personally the guy got what he deserved.  He signs a long term contract then starts bitching like immediately?  Look I know Don Nelson wears really tight shirts but it can’t be that bad can it Stephen?

Well, I can think of five things he’ll do in Charlotte

1.  Get an even more ridiculous mouthpiece than he normally wears

I hope it has Bobcat teeth or something

2.  Use the word Moacher a lot more

Is that a word?  Given he’s now even on a shittier team the media will be on his ass even more.  I can’t wait to hear the “Moacher” call.

3.  Come out in lineups with Boxing Gloves on and punch people in the stands during intros

Might as well.  It’s going to be lonely in Charlotte and he’s gonna need something to do to get attention.  Plus I’m pretty sure this will sell a ton more tickets.

4. Do a lot more of this….

Only I think he might bring the bottle on the court this time.

5.  Make Larry Brown lose on purpose

Brown did it for the Knicks and frankly I don’t think he’ll have enough patience for the Bobcats.