Look, there’s no chance that Alex Rodriguez has a picture of himself as a centaur in his home. One, we would have known about it a long time ago considering the media pisses themselves any time this guy takes a shit, and two, like, give me a fucking break. Do people actually believe this? I know it’s fun to joke about what a nancy egomaniac A-Rod is, but at least make the rumors believable. A centaur picture is something Michael Jackson would have done.
Anyway, in the above clip someone asks Kate Hudson about the centaur picture, and even goes so far as to to show her a photoshopped pic of A-Rod as – what else – a centaur. Kate doesn’t seem to think it’s very funny. I think she learned the word “indulge” a few days ago based on how much she seems to enjoy saying it.
In an attempt to justify his ridiculous question, the entertainment reporter (can you think of a sleazier, more worthless type of person?) cites Us Weekly as his source. Us Weekly, the single most retarded magazine to ever be published. Why people read about what celebrities wear to the store I’ll never understand. I could spray diarrhea all over a sheet of paper and it’d instantly have more literary value than Us Weekly.
