Remember that chick that Steve Phillips was banging on the side, leading to his being fired from ESPN? Of course you do. Well, it turns out she’s got a Facebook page because, let’s be honest, who doesn’t? I mean, who wouldn’t want a place where people you hardly know can become your “friends” and then look at pictures of you and write whatever they want about you on your page? Who wouldn’t want a situation where a co-worker refuses to talk to you anymore because you denied his friend request? Who wouldn’t want to tell the world that you just took a corn shit or that your stupid baby is hungry? That’s Facebook, and if you’re going to have a page, you should probably only accept friend requests from people you know, Ms. Hundley.
Or, you know, just not have a Facebook page and get on with your life.
