I’ve made this statement before about Matt Leinert.  If you’re gonna go down in flames you might as well cause a serious spectacle.  For example Matt Leinert was 100% cooler when he was holding beer bongs up for girls and being guy pals with dudes like Nick Lachey.

Now he’s just a loser backup QB.  I mean come on bud.  At least get back into the paparazzi with hot chicks once in a while.  And who is doing just that?

Mr. Kyle Boller.  Sure he may never play another minute in the NFL but at least he’s banging Carrie Prejean.   Kyle is fully taking advantage of his good looks and NFL status.  He sucks but come on.  Girls don’t know any better.

And certainly girls like Carrie Prejean who can’t speak a lick anymore unless her lawyers allow her to do so.  So Kyle, my hat’s off to you buddy.  You are truly a star.  And if Carrie isn’t evidence enough perhaps some of these classic Boller photos will further enhance my point…..

They come in all shapes and sizes but Boller slayed ‘em all