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Well thank God Mr. Kaman took off those locks but what the hell has gotten into this guy? After six seasons in which he averaged 10.4 points a game — including the last two when he was hampered with injuries — Kaman is averaging 20.5 points a game along with over 8 rebounds while shooting over 50% from the field.

Will this last?  I’m not sure what the impact will be when star rookie (who I predict will play one NBA game before having a career ending injury solely because he’s on the Clippers) Blake Griffin comes back, but wow the Kamaniac is a man possessed this season.

Reason?  It’s 100% his hair.   Look I already mentioned this about Carmelo Anthony and Kaman is another perfect case study in the hair theory.  Guy went from having a Hulk Hogan ‘doo to now being clean cut.  Will he win Most Improved Player honors?  Right now he’s certainly a shoe in.

Is it a coincidence his level of play has gone up?  You decide.  I don’t think so.  When players take their appearance seriously, they take their games seriously and Kaman is just another example along with Anthony.

And just in case you need a reminder of Kaman in his Hogan phase I’ve collected what I would consider to be Kaman’s scariest photos

This isn’t scary but it’s quite funny.

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Imagine seeing this outside your window.  You’d clearly shit yourself.

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Yeah I was wondering the same thing Chris

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I feel ya man.

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He almost looks like an ugly blond chick who really has to work for sex

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Every T-Wolf is watching in awe (and of course playing no D)

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Boogaloogaloogalooga!

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OK that’s not Chris but it might as well be

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