From Chicago Breaking Sports:

From David Kaplan, WGN-AM 720: Notre Dame quarterback Jimmy Clausen was involved in a fight outside a South Bend bar early Sunday morning, according to a report Monday evening by WGN-AM’s David Kaplan.

According to Kaplan, Clausen has two black eyes from the altercation at around 2:30 a.m. Sunday. The incident comes on the heels of the Irish’s overtime loss to Connecticut, their fifth of the season, leaving Notre Dame at 6-5.

Not one, but two black eyes?  Jesus Christ, how embarrassing.  Could you imagine something like this happening to Tim Tebow?  Of course not – he’d never lose to a school like Connecticut.

This should help further dispel the Urban Meyer-to-Notre-Dame rumors, too.  You think a winner like Meyer is going to coach for a school where its quarterback – instead of eating fireworks and curing cancer with his pre-jism – is getting shoved into lockers and having his head dunked in toilets?  No ma’am.

It’s one thing to be a college athlete and get into a brawl – it happens all the time – but at least put up a fight.  I still can’t get over the fact that Clausen has two black eyes – after the first punch, he wasn’t able to defend himself and avoid the second?  Just a pathetic display from the quarterback of a pathetic program.  Now he looks like Charlie Weis if Weis went jogging without wearing a sports bra.