OMG! Holy Shit! A Girl dunked! WOW!

Candace Parker did it seven times. West Virginia’s Georgeann Wells was the first. Now another joins the pantheon.

Tuesday night, Baylor’s Brittney Griner became only the seventh woman in the history of college basketball to dunk. Video, if you haven’t noticed, is above.

Yeah? And? These are the most uneventful dunks I have ever seen. We have been watching slam dunk contests since 1980 and we’re supposed to get all riled up because a woman makes a simple yet very ugly dunk?

Sweet. All we have to do is wait 45 more years for women to dunk like men did over 40 years ago. Awesome!

Ladies, go make me a Turkey.

Happy Thanksgiving!