
Because there’s absolutely no way that a guy who looks like a living cartoon character would drive a normal car or truck, Chris Anderson, like Shaq, has purchased a 6.5-ton SportsChassis P4XL, modified with a chrome grille and rims (of course). It’s essentially an overpriced clown car that will draw even more attention to the creature known as Birdman:

Just get it over with and paint the thing gold and red and put a tent over it.
[Jalopnik]