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Yes, this was a big surprise.  I never saw it coming.

As more women come forward claiming affairs with Tiger Woods, his wife has moved out of their house, according to RadarOnline.com. Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million home in Windermere, Fla., neighbors and other sources close to Tiger told the website.

Not only that but Mrs. Woods will be getting quite a lump sum of money from all of this.   Let’s face it people.  You’re a dork.  You’ve been a dork your entire life.  Now you’re making 100 mil and are the face of Nike sports.  Every female with a vagina is trying to get to your most prized club and you’re telling me you’d stay faithful?

Of course what Tiger did was wrong.  That is obvious.  Clearly the man never should have gotten married in the first place.   He easily could have been a player type player.  Meaning there are tons of athletes who are well respected despite being single and plowing tons of women.  It’s not like he’s the President of the USA and needs moral fiber and family values.

I mean just look at soccer players.  These guys have their wicks dipped in just about every sauce you can imagine and they’re revered over there in Europe.

Now at least Tiger can just be Tiger.  Problem is, he should have been that way all along than to marry some dame.  But come on.  She’s set for life and now gets to bang other dudes (which she may very well have been doing anyway).  I’m pretty sure she’ll be fine.

[Via Boston Globe]

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