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Yup, our little toad looking NBA commish thinks a she will earn a spot on an NBA roster within the next decade:

Women could be playing in the NBA within a decade, league commissioner David Stern says.

When asked by Sports Illustrated magazine if there could be female players in the league someday, he answered, “Sure. I think that’s well within the range of probability.”

The magazine then asked Stern if he thought it would happen sometime within the next decade. He answered: “I think we might. I don’t want to get into all kinds of arguments with players and coaches about the likelihood. But I really think it’s a good possibility.”

Let’s get to some bottom lines here. Sure, I think it’s an absolute possibility and I have no qualms with it as long as said she is good enough to play (insert Nets joke here).  I’m not for discriminating any player who’s got the skills.   However, let’s just go through a run down of some distinct possibilities of what might happen if a woman made it to the NBA

1. An inevitable Nip Slip moment on National Television. Said slip won’t be a slip. It’ll be a player ripping open her jersey.
2. Gangbangs
3. Sunday’s on NBC will be called “Bloody Sunday” once a month
4. Less free use of the term “pussy” in the locker room.
5. More Gangbangs
6. High fives will become booty shakes
7. Referees will accept sex now for making lousy calls

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3 Responses to DAVID STERN THINKS WOMEN WILL PLAY IN THE NBA WITHIN A DECADE

Madison

December 8th, 2009 at 12:56 pm

You know, I hate to sound like a chauvinist, but there will NOT be a woman in the NBA within the next 10 or even 20 years. The athleticism just isn’t there. Stern gave a PC answer; he can’t honestly believe that.

Nattyb

December 8th, 2009 at 12:59 pm

No, I can’t either.

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