Part II of the “Trade Your Life Game” is back with a fresh batch of contestants. For those of you still fairly new to the site the game is simple. Would you trade your current life for the selected professional sports figures? Some are easy, some present more of a challenge. Many times it would be an upgrade to your “social” life, a drastic improvement to your financial status, and of course fame. Pathetically, sometimes it’s NOT that simple………

1.) Tiger Woods

This is not a picture of Tiger Woods. This is a picture of his wife. Man his life sucks. Tiger, are you serious? A few weeks ago this was a no-brainer. Today, you have to think about it. The guy has money you wouldn’t believe, but now he is the laughing stock of the world. On top of that, he’s wearing the Scarlet D for D-bag the rest of his life. He’ll never fully recover from this, but my feeling is he’ll rebound enough to make it worthwhile to make the switch. Face it, he’s going to go through a rough year or so, but he’s still going to have unbelievable money, his wife will probably remain with him, and he didn’t lose his golf talent. I realize I am officially becoming a scumbag, but I am going to take the switch and go right to work on my image.

2.) Andy Reid

Andy Reid just signed a 3 year contract extension with the Eagles. He’s got plenty of dough, a future in the front office, and he’s considered one of the better coaches in the NFL. What we don’t see if he is a piss poor father, and his family is a complete disaster. It’s also a pretty safe bet, this guy is on a one way street to a heart attack. If I made the switch I could start working out like crazy, but that’s still a long shot. Like Tiger, I can’t say I particularly like Andy as a person, but Tiger’s peripherals kill Reids. I’ll pass.

3.) Colt McCoy

Ok, I know now I’m just being an ass now. Colt didn’t have a sex-change. I promise I’m not trying to turn this into a site about chicks. I just couldn’t resist. Colt McCoy, for those who do need a picture, is the quarterback for the Texas Longhorns. He is a potential Heisman Trophy winner, and his team is playing for the National Championship. And oh by the way, this is his girlfriend. He’s yet to make money, but I am going to easily make the deal here. I don’t foresee Colt being a NFL quarterback longterm, however he just may. Regardless, he’ll make millions, get a coaching job and continue to make millions, all while pulling quality like the above picture. The wild card here is; he may become a great NFL quarterback. All signs indicate I won’t be in prison or living under a bridge.

4.) Milton Bradley

Milton Bradley…. sigh. First, let me say, this dude was on the Padres? Man does he get shipped around. Milton Bradley’s story is; a guy with a lot of talent, gets injured a lot, can’t keep his mouth shut, is a cancer in the clubhouse, basically has the intellect of roadkill. I mean he is the poster boy for “buy a clue”. Bradley had potential to sustain a decent career and make money, but instead he blows every opportunity he gets because he simply can’t learn from the past. This is an easy no. Milton will get flipped to a few more teams before it’s all said and done, he’ll probably bank a couple million, and may even get girls. I am 100% positive this story doesn’t end well. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure I won’t regret this one.

First, let me apologize for the pictures of girls today. It’s Friday. I’ll clean it up come Monday. I just couldn’t resist, I mean Tiger’s wife is freekin’ hot. Colt McCoy, who is kind of wierd looking, has a ridiculous girlfriend.  I mean you have to be a huge screw up for be married to Elin, have hundreds of millions of dollars, and still I had to think about it!