Does this have something to do with me being a Giants fan?  Maybe.  Does it have to do with me venting after the Giants yet again lost to the Eagles?  Perhaps.  But honestly it’s really not that.   America’s team my ass.  The Saints are America’s team.

I just take satisfaction in seeing the Cowboys lose.  I don’t know why.  Actually I do know why.  First of all, I’m convinced that Jerry Jones is evil or possibly a white supremacist.  What in the hell has that guy done to his face in the last five years?   And does he not remind you of some ignorant jackass homoerotic abusive fraternity brother?  It’s kind of like George Bush Jr.

I mean I don’t have to know much about a person to not like them.  So when I see a leather face, a jacked up southern accent, and a man with the ego to build a stadium like that fail, it brings me some satisfaction.

Plus Wade Phillips is a tool.  You barely see that guy excited and you know that’s why Jones hired him.  He hired the guy so that he himself could be the voice of the team and little chubby Phillips could be a little puss on the sidelines.

Finally there’s Tony Romo.  I don’t like Romo.  I don’t like his hats.  I don’t like his name.  I don’t like the whole Hollywood Romo bullshit.  Dude, you’re not elite.  You’re a good quarterback and you banged Jessica Simpson but that’s about the best thing you have to your credit at this point (which is way more than I could say about myself but still).

Yeah, I don’t like the Cowboys and it has zero to do with football.  Thanks.