It’s becoming awfully dangerous for me to get into domestic disputes with their women:
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP)—Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry is “battling for his life” after falling out of the back of a pickup truck Wednesday during what police described as a domestic dispute with his fiancee.
Henry was found in the road about eight miles north of downtown Charlotte “apparently suffering life-threatening injuries,” according to Charlotte-Mecklenburg police. Police spokesman Robert Fey said officers were stationed near the 26-year-old Henry’s hospital room. He had no information on Henry’s condition, but said he was alive.
Police said a dispute began at a home just before noon and Henry jumped into the bed of the pickup truck as his fiancee—whom they did not identify by name — was driving away from the residence.
Nobody does crazy better than women, and I’m a little fearful that the whole Tiger fiasco has given a lot of women the green light to start physically confronting their misbehaving men. Gone are the days of crying over a pint of chocolate ice cream – we’ve entered a new age in which women will smash the fuck out of your face and vehicle with golf clubs and drive at high speeds while you’re in the back of a pickup truck. They’re sick and tired of taking a back seat to other women and the time of retribution is nigh.
This trend is only going to pick up steam, and before you know it, half the athletes in this country will have black eyes and missing teeth. I don’t like it one bit.
In all seriousness, here’s to hoping Chris makes a speedy recovery.
