I for one am absolutely basking in this.  First of all, yes, Cutler is sucking some major testes right now as Bears QB.  However, I’m 99% convinced the reason this season has so soured is Brian Urlacher.  You just can’t teach his kind of tenacity and contagious work ethic.  It’s guy’s like Urlacher that get teams rolling.  Think Ray Lewis for the Ravens.

When insane, passionate, energetic players are on the field it makes teams a hell of a lot better.  But shouldn’t the quarterback then rally the team?  Shouldn’t the quarterback step up and be a leader?  The Bears are non existent this year and it’s clearly because Cutler is a complete douchebag.

I suppose as long as he has his money and ho’s he’ll be more than fine.  Just keep drinking whiskey sours, play beirut and act like a retarded frat boy for the rest of your career.

Wait a second.  I just realized I would KILL to have Cutler’s job.  Sure he’ll never be a winner or respected player in the league again, but at least he’s getting laid for the next however many years of his contract.

Eh, screw that.  I don’t even know if I’d trade places with him.  He’s kind of ugly and seems like a real assbag.