The above picture is said to be responsible for Notre Dame’s troubles of late. Experts then point to pictures of “hot girls” with other college quarterbacks, most notably Tim Tebow and Colt McCoy. Since this story has received more creedance than I would have ever expected, I think it needs to be noted.

The girls quarterbacks hang out with have about as much affect on the outcome of a game as the amount of unicorns in the stands.

Don’t get me wrong. I understand it’s supposed to be all in good fun, but I’m just not a fan of criticizing a girl, because she’s not your typical tits with legs. Jeff Pearlman, awesome sports writer, made a good point when a picture of a female rowing team was released. These women, unfortunately, had a bit of camel toe going on. Mr. Pearlman reposted the picture, thinking it was a quick chuckle, only to take it down the next day, apologizing. Why’d he apologize? Because he wondered, “What if that was my daughter?”

Well to all those who think it’s fair game to call a couple of girls ugly for making the mistake of posing with Jimmy Clausen, I hope you’re blessed with your own little girl who would be considered non-traditional to you folks. Kinda like the South Park episode where parents explain to their son that he’s disabled, because they always made fun of kids with disabilities in high school.

Karma is a bitch… Says the holier than thou asshole who just wished vengeance upon a random mass of people. Oops!