With everything that has gone on in sports over the holidays, it’s time to organize our thoughts. Let’s see what goes on in my twisted little mind…. HERE ARE 10 HOLIDAY THOUGHTS………………..

1.) THE PAC-10 SUCKS

BYU crushes Oregon State, Utah handles Cal. We’re a week into the Bowl Season and I’ve seen enough from this conference. The Mountain West is making you it’s b%$ch! Two games, 81 points later, and the Pac-10 tells the public were overrated and Pete Carrol is still a D-bag. Perhaps, just perhaps, TCU plays in a more competitive conference than we once thought…..

2.) JAVIER VAZQUEZ back to the YANKS

I do not hide that I am a Yankees fan. Round 1 of Javy with the Yanks didn’t go so hot. The Johnny Damon(then with the Red Sox) Grand Slam sticks out in my head like Carrie Underwood. It’s Christmas, the season for 2nd chances, so why the hell not. The guy was filthy last year, he eats innings….Welcome back to hell (The AL EAST)

3.) PacquiaoMayweatherGate

I mean WTF dude. If you’re like me you’ve become so anesthetized to steroids, and blood testing, and all that other bullsh%t this is just water off the ducks back. The fight hangs in the balance because Pacman doesn’t want to get bloodtested right before the fight because it “weakens” him. Umhm. I guess my stance is this…. Pacquiao has never failed a urine test, he is single handedly resuscitating boxing. Floyd Mayweather is an obnoxious, arrogant, d%ckhead who doesn’t shut up. Test the guy right after the fight! Who cares……  would it surprise you if Pacman had some kind of test show positive…..

4.) Tiger Woods

Remember when Tiger Woods had extra-marital relations with a small village of girls and is now getting divorced from his smoking hot wife. Way to ruin your perfect life bozo! Just wanted to remind you guys that it happened.. TIA

5.) Kansas (Men) and UCONN (Women) in NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP

In a shocking change of events the NCAA Tournament Championship Game is going to be co-ed this year! Both these teams are, in my opinion, locks to play for the title. They are just flat out talented and deep. I got 10 bucks on Cole Aldrich looking like a skinny wimp against Tina Charles.

6.) Brett Favre……. again…… FML

Brett Favre got in an little argument with Brad Childress…. the world stopped rotating on it’s axis, hell froze over, and I got laid. I can’t wait until we get a national holiday when Brett scrapes his knee falling off his tricyle.

7.) The KNICKS don’t totally suck, and Kevin Durant is filthy

The New York Knicks are 7-3 in their last ten, on a 3 game winning streak, and a half game out of playoff contention!!!! Mike D’Antoni is a genius! We’ll see if this lasts…….. There is a basketball team in Oklahoma City, and they have Velvet Hoop a.k.a Kevin Durant. The same Kevin Durant that dropped 38 last night, and is averaging 28 a game right behind Melo, Kobe, and Lebron. Please include him in every best player in the league/MVP conversation going forward. Thanks… Also, that commercial is just awesome.

8.) NFL is getting HOT

The last two games of the NFL season are going to bring all the drama you need, especially in the AFC. There are 8 teams fighting for 2 playoff spots! There is also the usual Dallas December drama we are all waiting to see…. try and understand this (Playoff Picture). The NFL has got a guaranteed viewer this postseason.

9.) The NHL

(Crickets)

The Winter Classic at Fenway is coming up!

10.) RIP Chris Henry

The death of Bengals wideout Chris Henry is a truly sad story. Henry was a troubled young kid that seemingly was trying to turn his life around. Yes, he got into trouble, but he was still a kid. It’s really a shame.