COACH LEACH’S LAWYER TAKES US ON A TOUR OF THE “SHED”

What many have called a shed has been revealed to be nothing more than a garage by Coach Leach’s lawyer. His lawyer spoke as if his client would now be vindicated, simply because it turns out Leach didn’t send players into a scene from Saw, but rather an empty, rather creepy garage.

Really?

It’s still a freaking garage! That’s like saying “My client didn’t maim and torture this person to death, he simply shot him, killing him instantly!” Sure, one is technically better than the other, but both are definitely wrong.

Besides, most reports indicate that the lights were turned off, because apparently that’s what you do for people who have concussions. So does it matter if it was a shed or a garage if the lights were off? No.

This lawyer’s slogan should be, “He’ll make you seem a little less evil! (But still evil)” Bravo.

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4 thoughts on “COACH LEACH’S LAWYER TAKES US ON A TOUR OF THE “SHED”

  1. As confirmed by Leach, a member of the athletic department stood guard outside. Why was a guard needed, unless you were trying to punish of hold someone in way that was not proper?

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