I always find myself flip-flopping on whether or not Chad Ochocinco is funny. I without a doubt believe him to be borderline retarded, but that doesn’t mean he can’t entertain me from time to time. Anyway, I’ve got to give credit where it’s due – if Ochocinco scores against the Jets this weekend, his celebration sounds pretty damn awesome.
“I have one that is going to be so good. Everybody listening? You know the guy in the stands with the fireman hat (Fireman Ed) that quiets the stadium? OK, I have my own fireman hat made, but it doesn’t say Jets. It’s a Bengals fireman hat. When I score, I’m going to sit on top of the goal post and then I’m going to quiet the stadium like he does and I want everybody in the stadium to say, well there not going to say the Bengals, but everybody will get the point of what I’m trying to do. I think it’s good one. If I don’t use the goal post, I’ll get on top of one of my linemen’s shoulders. I’m going out this season with a bang. I don’t care what anybody says. That’s the celebration of all celebrations. I’m going out with a bang.”
I think that’s the over-the-top celebration we all want to see (unless you’re a Jets fan). It’s the most clever celebration since Randy Moss fake-mooned the Packers and Joe Buck had an aneurysm on the air. I still say that the greatest celebration ever is T.O.’s Sharpie, but maybe Chad can change my mind with a score this weekend.
