Oh, wait:
Florida coach Urban Meyer complained of chest pain and said his side was tingling before he was hospitalized after the SEC championship game earlier this month, according to a 911 recording.
Meyer’s wife told an Alachua County dispatcher that her 45-year-old husband had a pulse but wasn’t talking when she contacted emergency officials at 4:27 a.m. on Dec. 6, hours after the Gators returned home from their 32-13 loss to Alabama.
“My husband’s having chest pains,” Shelley Meyer said. “He’s having chest pains, he just woke up in the middle of the night and said he’s having chest pains.”
Shelley Meyer said her husband had taken a sleeping pill that night and had suffered chest pains before. She repeatedly tried to rouse Meyer, who was lying on his stomach on the floor.
“Urban, Urban, talk to me,” she says.
So yeah, the egomaniac Urban Meyer was upset he wasn’t in the BCS championship game this year, so he held a press conference for attention. He’s just upset Tebow is leaving, which is why he doesn’t want to compete with Saban in the SEC anymore. Or maybe Meyer was banging a student and wanted to avoid a scandal. Yeah, that’s it.
Or maybe, you know, when a guy holds a press conference and claims that he has health issues, and a doctor states that Meyer has a very specific heart defect, maybe he’s telling the truth. I know it’s tough for some people to believe that not everything is a conspiracy and that sometimes people tell the truth.
Seriously – Occam’s Razor, people. Occam’s Razor. I’m right about shit like this most of the time, and it’s simply because generally it’s a lot easier to tell the truth than it is to lie. And because people don’t generally make up elaborate lies when there’s not much benefit in doing so.
What I’m trying to say is that all the Florida haters can feast on my junk.
