Archive for December, 2009

Personally, I think it should have been a no-call, but when you barrel down the lane out of control and smash a guy in the face with your elbow and knock out three of his teeth, you probably deserve the benefit of the doubt.



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I defy you to find something scarier.  Good lord Dunleavy.  Get it togethet bud.



Click on the photo for some Avatar and NFL picks.

I haven’t had much desire to see Avatar, but I’m always game for football.

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The Press
Rednecks celebrate Christmas, too! – [CoedMagazine]
What the Hell is going on in this pic? – [RegretfulMorning]
Two, maybe three years on the toilet VIDEO – [Manofest]
Gasol signs extension with the Lakers – [RumorsAndRants]
Weekend NFL picks – [WithLeather]
Funny signs to pay attention to – [Uncoached]
Get your jager on tap – [DonChavez]
Carl Landry gets his teeth knocked out VIDEO – [HoopDoctors]
Happy college basketball weekend – [SportsIllustrated]
Orange water comes out of his butt VIDEO – [MildlyRelevantThoughts]
Awesome pictures for the weekend – [CavemanCircus]



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Does that not look like Lamar Odom’s head is photoshopped in there?  I mean what the hell is going on in this picture?  I’m sure the Kardashian’s want us to have holly jolly Christmas.  Yay!



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Click on the photo for more on the Snookie punch.

I challenge MTV to make the Swiss look bad. Neutral, chocolate eating Swiss-Americans.

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The Press
Google tells us more about Kayne West – [RegretfulMorning]
Rumors gives us a college football bowl preview – [RumorsAndRants]
See dog catch salmon VIDEO – [Gibbs12]
Jack Bauer finally gets his hands on Santa VIDEO – [Manofest]
UF fans make like Tebow and cry – [BustedCoverage]
Dudes have sex with cars, too – [CavemanCircus]
Some gifts should stay in the store – [Supertremendous]
Gator fan has a bit of a freak out VIDEO – [MajorLeagueJerk]
Food fights gone horribly wrong – [MoondogSports]
Bad ass dude walks the Earth VIDEO – [Uncoached]
Some guys can’t poop with a girl around VIDEO – [MildlyRelevantThoughts]



Watch as the Cowboys Cheerleaders pump up the crowd in last Sunday’s game. Could these people have possibly had a better view? Not a chance.

Question is, was it the song or the cheerleaders that actually pumped up the crowd? Well if I had those seats clearly it’d have been the cheerleaders. If not, Axel Rose usually will do the trick.



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It looks like it’s “I hate America” day here on Unathletic.  From Jay Busbee at Yahoo!  Sports:

Check it out — no, not the hacky pun making light of tragedy, the Tiger Woods story. It teases a story that’s as “routine” as a Tiger story is these days — according to the Post, he’s sitting at home, alone, watching cartoons and eating cereal.

But that’s not the significant part of the cover. The significant part is the fact that this is the 20th straight cover with Tiger Woods on it. That breaks the Post’s previous record for consecutive cover appearances, a record held by the September 11 tragedies.

Think about that for a second. The Post has gotten more run out of a golfer’s misadventures than out of one of the biggest tragedies in our nation’s history.

Tiger Woods playing golf at night is front page news.  Amazing.

But of course, the real story here is that Tiger Woods fucking sluts is bigger than planes smashing into the World Trade Center.  Newspapers sell what people want to read, and people have nothing better to care about than was Tiger Woods is doing.

I don’t need to connect the dots for you.  I want a plague to sweep over this country and destroy just about all of us.  Wipe the slate clean and start all over, because our society is an embarassment.

I hate people.



jamie-dixon

The Big Ten (really eleven) has been considering adding a twelfth team to the conference. One of the teams being considered (and the one that frankly makes the most sense) is Pittsburgh. With Pittsburgh in the Big Ten, they’d be leaving behind a slightly inferior Big East football conference in order to restore their Penn State rivalry and give birth to a new one with the Buckeyes. On the other hand, however, they’d be leaving a stellar Big East basketball conference for a traditionally “eh” Big Ten basketball conference.  The latter is why Coach Dixon isn’t exactly jacked up over the idea of a conference switch.

“I can’t see how any team would improve where they’re at by movement,” Dixon said Thursday. “Every situation, you have to look at why you’re doing it to improve yourselves. And I can’t see how moving from the best conference in college basketball history would be a good thing for anybody.”

Officials have essentially admitted that the move would be more for the benefit for Pittsburgh football than basketball, so Dixon’s lamenting is understandable, although he’s stretching the truth when he says Coach Wannstedt is better off staying in the Big East. Continue Reading »




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