Dear Buffalo,

I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for removing Terrell Owens from the NFL this year.  I understand it’s because as a whole your ownership, coaches, quarterback, and weather suck, but sometimes you just have to take one for the team. This NFL season was like a blanket of tranquility with no tears thanks to you guys.

Because of your seclusion in upstate New York, you didn’t draw the media frenzy we are use to, BUT that’s ok! People always complain about the media anyway. As a whole, we the public are aware that being out of the limelight probably chapped T.O.’s ass (that and the sub-freezing temps). This may tempt T.O. to look elsewhere, so it is now I must remind Bills ownership they are taking the “do anything” stance to make the team better. First priority, RESIGN T.O.! You can’t let him go to a contender……. in a big market.

In conclusion, I would again like to thank Buffalo for their efforts in trying to make everyone else’s life better. Also, if you continue such benevolence and resign T.O. consider that to be sufficient, and don’t acquire a quarterback that can get him the ball because that may lead to more publicity.

Happy New Year,

Jeff Garcia