There’s a running thing in my fantasy league about Matty Kemp….that he has a huge meat pipe.  Is it gay on our part?  Maybe.  But one has to assume his masculinity based on talent alone.  The guy is a stud, period.  And to further that along, he’s now dating who is probably the biggest pop star out there, Rihanna.

The Umbrella singer was spotted wearing a revealing backless swimsuit yesterday as the pair spent a lazy day on board a yacht.
And despite their relationship being played down by Matt’s publicist, they certainly looked to be enjoying themselves as they embraced in full view of watching paparazzi.

Let’s just hope that whenever this relationship ends that it doesn’t have the same outcome as Rihanna’s last relationship. Oh snap!  Seriously though, Kemp is gonna be plowing through the entire field eventually.

P.S. he’s going to be a tremendous star in the MLB.  So watch out ladies.  And damned if I don’t take him with the very first pick in the draft if I have the chance.  Screw Poop Holes.  Kemp is the guy to beat this year.

[Via Entertainment Wise]