Apparently 400-pound hot dog eating champion Joe Moko wants to fist fight Tom Brady.  His reason, as I am sure you could have guessed, sounds very intelligent.  From the Ravens Redzone:

He recently e-mailed me this week, with more shocking news! The Baltimore-born HotDog Eating World Class athlete, wanted me to issue a bare knuckle challenge from him…Joe Moko to Patriots QB Tom Brady. “Tell them I am serious” said Moko. “I have no respect for a prettyboy QB”. The 400 pounder then demanded I post the story up on this Ravens Red Zone site. I asked the bigman…”what would happen if I didnt post this story lol?” he replied..”Dont even go there!”

You hear that, Tom Brady?  A fat loser fuck from Baltimore has no respect for you!  You should totally risk everything you have – including dignity – and fight him!  That’s what a MAN would do, Tom!

The idiocy of people never ceases to amaze me.  The funny thing is, I’d take Tom Brady over this fat slob any day of the week.  Think about it: a six-foot-four, 225 pound professional athlete who spends Sundays taking hits from the biggest, meanest athletes on the planet versus a fat slob who eats hot dogs for a living and was likely out of breath just from issuing the challenge.  Moko would be puking up hot dogs after 15 seconds and lying in a pool of his own piss and blood.

Add Joe Moko to the list of people I want to see dragged to death by a truck.