This is one of those things that has to be true, simply because you can’t make up stuff like this. This is a scene from a straight-to-DVD movie called “Midgets vs. Mascots,” and it involved a bunch of little people going to town on Scottie Pippen.  Not surprisingly, Pippen now regrets taking part in that movie.

Hey, look, everyone’s gotta start somewhere, dude.  Brad Pitt started in commercials, and I’m pretty sure Diane Lane got her start in bukkake porn.  If you want to be a star, you’ve got to pay your dues at the bottom first.