I always kind of thought that Bruce Smith was a good dude, what with his appearance in the movie Little Giants and all.  But I guess we all have our faults.   Bruce has his.

Former NFL star Bruce Smith is set for trial on a drunken driving charge in Virginia Beach.  Smith was charged after a traffic stop on Interstate 264 in Virginia Beach in May. It was his third DUI arrest. A 1997 conviction was later dismissed, and he was acquitted in another case in 2003.

Life after football I suppose.  You always wonder what a hall of famer is doing these days.  I guess Smith is busy drinking and driving.  It’s a real shame.  Know what Smith does for a living now?  He’s a Large-Scale hotel designer.  What the hell does that even mean?  I would imagine it’s kind of difficult to design hotels when you’re busy crashing your car into poles and what not.

God, imagine how much it must suck going from bashing the hell out of star quarterbacks to working with a person called Armada Hoffler.   Come on Bruce, I’m sure there’s room in a booth for ya somewhere.

Lay off the booze will ya?

[Via LA Times]