I am choosing to believe this is true, no matter how ridiculous it sounds.
Former Scores owner Elliot Osher tells us Williams once invited Osher’s late brother, Billy, and a bunch of the staff from his strip emporium to go club-hopping. Osher recalls Billy called him in a panic. According to Osher, Billy said the crew was riding around in the limo when Williams unzipped his trousers and got intimate with himself. “There were no girls there,” says Osher. “[Jayson] says, ‘This is cool, right? Come on guys, don’t worry about it. I’m not gay!’” Osher, who’s writing a memoir, says his bro jumped out of that limo. Williams’ lawyer, Joseph Hayden, didn’t return calls.
This is the type of thing that could have been made up to help Osher sell his book, but oh man do I hope it’s true.
It’s a pretty sweet movie, unzipping your pants and showing your junk to other men. But at least Jayson Williams had the courtesy to ask if it was cool. How many guys do you know that would have been that considerate? A big dude like Jayson Williams doesn’t need to say shit; he can unzip his pants and unleash his meatpipe and the rest of the guys in the limo would have likely just pretended they didn’t see it. There’d be a big dick flopping around next to the champagne glasses and everyone would act like it wasn’t there.
Not only does Jayson Williams ask if it’s cool, he reassures everyone that it’s cool because he’s “not gay.” I’m with him on this one. Playing with yourself isn’t gay, it’s awesome. And for the record, receiving oral from a guy isn’t gay, either. It’s like one of the most manly things you can do.
